RADIO 60” PETA – “Wild Animal Agent”
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MV1: Hi. I’m Devon Dentler. And I AM A TALENT AGENT! And this is my talent agency, Denvon Dentler’s Wild Animal Artist Representation Incorporated.
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MV1: Are you a gazelle? Are you a cheetah? Are you a spotted owl? Are you a zebra thing? You don’t need to be placed in your natural habitat, you need to be placed in a situation comedy, or hour-long drama. You need representation, you need ME, Devon Dentler!
I’m a big deal on the plains of the Serengeti, because I can seren-get YOU double scale.
And until the day you die, naturally or of other circumstances, I will make sure that your day-rate is high and the taser voltage is relatively low.
Devon Dentler. Super-agent to the wild kingdom!
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MV2: Hollywood is no place for wild animals.
They’re caged and abused behind the scenes.
Visit Peta.org to help us end it.