LYMAN READING OVER VIOLINS:
The line for his Cinco de Mayo party starts forming on Ocho de Febrero.
When he makes refried beans, he only has to fry them once.
His ten gallon hat holds approximately thirteen gallons.
He can tune a maraca.
He has three little black books just for women named Juanita.
It’s been said that his guacamole inspired the phrase “Holy Guacamole.”
His piñatas fight back.
SFX: The violins reach their crescendo. He is the most interesting man in the world.
SFX: The MIM’s music begins to play
MIM: I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
VO: Enjoy Dos Equis Responsibly.
Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas. White Plains, New York.
MIM: Stay thirsty my friends